How to bring the proverbial blue pill to the next level and be the overlord of white knights or, in other words a… complete SIMP? Read on.

Yes, I will teach you how be a complete and utter simp, and will do that based on an article written by a man whose wife divorced him. But first, I have an important message from my sponsor!

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Let’s go to the main topic.

Divorce can be a terrible thing to go through. Especially for men who are going through the meat grinder. Today I will talk about a blue pill man who has lost the “love of his life” and gives us unsolicited advice on how to save your marriage by being a complete simp. So, gentlemen, if you want to know more… stay tuned!

A man called Gerard Rogers lost the love of his life through divorce. It turned out that he wasn’t simping enough and according to him he could have done many things differently to save his marriage.

He give us men twenty pieces of advice that we should follow to be a good husband and make sure that the wife stays by our side. I’m not going through all twenty of them, but if you want to know them all I invite you to read the original article.

So.. let’s dive in!

The first piece of advice from Gerard is this:

Never stop courting. Never stop dating.

Oh no…

NEVER EVER take that woman for granted. When you asked her to marry you, you promised to be that man that would OWN HER HEART and fiercely protect it.

Right. By marrying her you not only gave her access to your resources and spend the majority of your time slaving away on the plantation so you can pay for all her demands (the house, the vacation, the car, and so forth); you have to be the man that would OWN HER HEART whatever that means. Seriously, what does that mean?

This is the most important and sacred treasure you will ever be entrusted with. SHE CHOSE YOU. Never forget that, and NEVER GET LAZY in your love.

Oh yeah. She is the queen and from that army of worker drones she chose YOU to be her servant, provider and owning her heart. Of course, she is the one who decides if you’re doing a good job or not and if you’re lazy or not.

If she *feels* that you’re not doing a good enough job to keep her satisfied, you’re apparently “lazy in your love” and you’ll be easily replaced by another worker drone.

Maybe a man who works his ass off to provide for his family simply hasn’t got the energy to court, date and “OWN YOUR HEART” everyday of the week?

Great advice to be a… COMPLETE simp!

So, let’s see what more Gerard has to say.

Always see the best in her.


Focus only on what you love. What you focus on will expand. If you focus on what bugs you, all you will see is reasons to be bugged. If you focus on what you love, you can’t help but be consumed by love. Focus to the point where you can no longer see anything but love, and you know without a doubt that you are the luckiest man on earth to have this woman as your wife.

Okay, so you have this terrible, nagging woman sitting at home that is bugging you 95% of the time. What you are saying is that we should focus on that 5%?

How about she starts behaving like a nice human being? And how masochistic are we supposed to become to see ourselves as the luckiest man on earth because we are married to a nagging, entitled witch?

He says:

It’s not your job to change or fix her.

Your job is to love her as she is with no expectation of her ever changing. And if she changes, love what she becomes whether it’s what you wanted or not.

Okay, so your wife is a man beating, aggressive, lying jezebel, then my job as a man is to “love her”?

And what if she changes from a loving, fun, sweet woman into a nutcase that wants to cheat with Chad and Tyrone from work? Then it’s my job to love what she has become? This is gynocentrism in full form.

Again, great advice to become a COMPLETE simp.

Another one:

Allow your woman to just be. When she’s sad or upset, it’s not your job to fix it, it’s your job to HOLD HER and let her know it’s ok. Let her know that you hear her, and that she’s important and that you are that pillar on which she can always lean.

So, what you’re saying is that we have to be her emotional punching bag right?

The feminine spirit is about change and emotion and like a storm her emotions will roll in and out, and as you remain strong and unjudging she will trust you and open her soul to you: DON’T RUN-AWAY WHEN SHE’S UPSET. Stand present and strong and let her know you aren’t going anywhere. Listen to what she is really saying behind the words and emotion.

Alright. So even if we have a hard day at work, or we are sad or grieving or tired, we should remain strong and unjudging, stand present and strong, whenever she releases her emotional storm.

Also, we need to obtain a PhD in Womanese at the University of Simpton to decipher what she really says behind the words and emotion.

Again, great advice to become a… COMPLETE simp.

Be willing to take her sexually. To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully.

Right, today’s #METOO feminists have a name for that behavior: toxic masculinity. Maybe you should watch that Gillette ad a couple of times so you can see how toxic the masculine presence in this world actually is?

The last one guys, because I’m really getting the cramps by this article. Here it goes:

Forgive immediately and focus on the future rather than carrying weight from the past. Don’t let history hold you hostage. Holding onto past mistakes that either you or she makes, is like a heavy anchor to your marriage and will hold you back. Forgiveness is freedom. Cut the anchor loose and always choose love.

Well, what can I say. I think it’s great advice! Don’t let history hold you hostage, men. When she cheats, lies or uses domestic violence, forgive her, pack your bags and go your own way.

Always choose love, but sometimes it’s much better to love from a safe distance and without expecting anything in return. I think this way of life is way healthier and way more fun than being a… COMPLETE simp.

Thank you for reading!

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5 thoughts on “How To Be A COMPLETE Simp”

  1. ‘OWN HER HEART whatever that means. Seriously, what does that mean?’

    My guess is that’s the heart you married and you are responsible for.

    Hence why I like to listen and/or witness all her red flags or potential red flags before marriage…so I can make an informed decision if I want to commit to that or not. Sure you can’t predict the future…but she rarely keeps her mouth shut about past Tyrones or if she liked to do debauchery. At the very least even if she doesn’t tell you about a Tyrone…her demeanor will not be pleasant because of that emotional trauma.

    Remember we also have a choice here too…to propose or not.

  2. Haha, yeah. It’s a stupid remark. I’ve been doing the same. I wanted to know what she has done in the past. You can’t predict the future but you can ‘set the scene’. I’ve always been shamed and blamed for doing this, but I’m glad I did. I see many guys just blindly walking into marriage with the sluttiest of sluts.

  3. This was some cringeworthy shit in the article. Don’t you know “happy wife happy life” bro???? I really have to restrain myself from kicking guys in the dick that say that. Although I’m guessing their manhood has crept into their body cavity by then so they probably wouldnt feel it

  4. That is proof that simps, mangynas, cucks and soyboys are manufactured by misguided men who think women are as conscious as men.

    Women inherently don’t have a philosophy of their own, it’s too much mental effort, that’s why they don’t know what makes them happy, also why they won’t know when to stop when they start abusing a man.

    They could care less about women’s rights, they just needed comfort to raise babies. They were fine with just competing for male attention and back stabbing each other. But some idiot decided he could win an election by getting the favor of the other half of the population… Legend has it that it’s all been downhill from there.

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